Thursday, January 26, 2012

don't judge me

i like romance novels. so what? i like the beautiful women, the even more beautiful men, and the boiling rage that spills over into unbridled, mind-blowing, sheet ruining sex; i like the coy words romance writer's use to describe the female genitalia and their casual use of the word cock; i like the easily surmounted insurmountable differences that threaten to keep the hero from the heroine; and i like how everyone finds their soul mate and, after dealing with the old abusive boyfriends / intimacy issues / vampires, lives happily ever after.

what's not to like?